21. Stl. Pokemon lover. Ginger hater. Werewolf believer. Helen Keller nonbeliever.
—Hunter S. Thompson (via charmaineolivia)
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me.
APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!?